Monday, May 20, 2013

ARC BOOK REVIEW: A Million Dirty Secrets by C.L. Parker

A Million Dirty Secrets by C.L. Parker

Genres: Contemporary Romance, Erotic

Publication Date: Aug 27, 2013

My Rating: ♥♥♥♥
Delaine Talbot has a secret. When a matter of life and death threatens to tear apart her family, Delaine makes the ultimate sacrifice. She auctions herself off at Chicago’s most exclusive erotic club. Now she belongs to Noah Crawford, a wealthy mogul who introduces her to a seductive feast of the senses, awakening desires she only dreamed about. 

Noah doesn’t know why Delaine sold her body for a cool two mil. But it’s the perfect business arrangement. The inexperienced beauty will learn to satisfy his every sensual need, yet never touch his heart. Almost immediately their relationship generates heat—in more ways than one. When they fight, they take no prisoners. When they love, they show no mercy. When they’re together, they never want to leave each other’s arms. But soon, their intense, physical bond will take an unexpected turn—evolving into something neither has bargained for: the promise of a lasting love.
 
A Million Dirty Secrets is an erotic romance intended for mature audiences.


My Thoughts

 
Good gosh! It took me forever to finish this book! I had a hard time picking this on my normal days as every damn chapter has some hot steamy scenes.. it was very descriptive and explicit that took me to orgasmland!

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This is a must read! A Million Dirty Secrets may sound like your typical erotic book and to be honest, yes it is. It was predictable but it's a well written story with drama that will keep you interested until the end.

I have no issues with Noah.. I already expected him to be your typical alpha, jerk demanding hero. Hot, rich, sexy yada! yada! Delaine on the other hand was a major disappointment for me. I'm supposed to feel sorry towards her but she acts like a total bitch that I end up hating her! Noah treats her well but all she does is whine and bitch! She was ungrateful towards him, it was as if it's all his fault that she's in this situation. She could have done worst and be sold to an ugly midget guy! psh!

The phrases like double agent coochie, ridonkulous, ridonkabutt, wonder peen, chitty-chat time etc etc.. was quite distracting! One moment I was feeling hot with the scene that was happening then all of a sudden the author will throw the word Double Agent Couchie and I'm like.. wtf?!   -_-

Anyway despite my rant with the heroine and the weird phrases- I couldn't put this down! The story is amazing and even though this is an erotic book, there were some funny scenes that made me laugh. I highly recommend this book and should read this when you're alone at night!

Oh.. I didn't realize this book ends with a little cliffhanger.. sigh. I hate waiting... grrr. 

I received this book from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

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About the Author
C. L. Parker is a romance author who writes stories that sizzle. She’s a small-town girl with big-city dreams and enough tenacity to see them come to fruition. Having been the outgoing sort for all her life—which translates to “she just wouldn’t shut the hell up”—it’s no wonder Parker eventually turned to writing as a way to let her voice, and those of the people living inside her head, be heard. 

She loves hard, laughs until it hurts, and lives like there’s no tomorrow. In her world, everything truly does happen for a reason. 

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